God damn I jinxed myself

The universe is being too damn good to me.

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

"Be careful who you vent to."

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana, via shannyvne)

Hey darling, congratulations on your baby! She's literally two months away. I'm sure it's been tough, but it's so worth it <3. She's going to change your ways and help you succeed beyond your imagination.

You can tell I’ve been slacking on messages because now im down to three and a half weeks! Lol but thank you so much, she has such a funny little personality already I can’t wait to meet her even if she is a pain in the back (;